Lord knows this one does not pass the laugh-test.
The Vatican says it will begin a campaign of rootin' out the ho-mo-sex-u-als from it seminaries. Well, by the time they are done, we will have space travel to distant galaxies. And we will all be long dead.
I don't know about you, dear reader, but if I had a dollar for every gay priest or every former seminarian who is gay, I could buy Halliburton.
Besides, who will be left?
Photo: Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Web site